Christmas Vacation Quote Day 12...

Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. 

Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it? Mary: You have your coat on. Clark: Yes, oh do I? How did that happen? 

Mary: Because it's cold out? Clark: Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

Christmas Vacation Quotes Day 10 & 11...

Todd: Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo! Margo: And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*? Todd: I don't *know*, Margo! 

Eddie: Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so. 

Christmas Vacation Day 7, 8, & 9 Quotes...

Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark: Bend over and I'll show you. Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

Bethany: Don't throw me down, Clark. 

Clark: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany... 

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark? Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. 

Christmas Vacation Day 6 Quote

Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic. Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie? 

Christmas Vacation Day 5 Quote

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? 

Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. 

School is finally out...

We had to go till 10am today, but thankfully I get two weeks off! Hope to relax with Britt and Hudson, and go see my family & friends in the Lou!

Quick question, why do my students get some excited when we get to our Christmas unit?? I did a little test and used an activity that wasn't a Christmas one, changed some words around, changed some characters to Christmas characters, and wah lah, they had no clue!! It's pretty funny, the other teacher I work with said we should do that all year long.

Christmas Vacation Day 3 & 4 Quotes...

I got busy yesterday and forgot to post day 3's quote, so here are two for today.

Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? 

Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights. 

Clark: Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season.